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epistemologicalfallacy:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

this is why german is the best

(Source: iraffiruse, via laughcentre)

kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it

kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it

(Source: christelballz, via thehilariousblog)

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via laughingisbetter)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via epic-humor)

defender-of-fandoms:

justjustinnn:

OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.

THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.

(via giggle-some-more)

talaseba:

megustamemes:

That is a massive man and a fearless dog!

"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."

(via chocolatecottoncandy12)